Stranded Carnival Cruise Ship's Toilets Are So Full Of *** They Are Falling Off The Walls, And Other Gross Details From Someone Aboard

Jayme Lamm--freelance sportswriter and proprietor of TheBlondeSide.com--is currently stranded aboard the Carnival Triumph, a cruise ship that has been without power for four days after an engine room fire. We've received sporadic dispatches from her over the past few days via text message, and she's agreed to let us post them in this space. Everything [sic]'d. More